How would you like me to write a guest post on your blog?
You will know already without me telling you my time is scarce so I don’t guest post for just anyone 
Probably the only way you will ever get a chance of a guest post out of me is to take part in this little competition happening over at the Authority Blogger Forum …
Good luck and may the best blogger win!
Give me a break little fella. Like you could even come close to posting anything even close to being relevant to my subject matter.
That is of course presuming that you would win